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TERMS & POLICIES

LEGAL NOTICE

This Ain’t That - Effective Date: 10/21/2025
Website: www.thisaintthathq.com
Handle: @thisaintthathq
Operated by: This Ain’t That HQ – Washington, DC

Ownership & Intellectual Property

All content on this site — including podcast episodes, videos, written content, quotes, visuals, designs, artwork, merch, logos, and branding — is the exclusive intellectual property of This Ain’t That HQ, unless otherwise credited.

You may not copy, reproduce, modify, distribute, mirror, screenshot, or repost any content from this website without prior written consent. That includes turning our quotes into bootleg merch, remixing our podcast clips, or trying to “journalist” your way into misrepresenting what was said.

Guest Testimonies & Sensitive Content

Many of our podcast episodes contain:
• Survivor testimony
• Sensitive or traumatic stories
• Allegations of abuse, sexual assault, misconduct, and corruption

The views expressed by our guests are their own.
The views expressed by our hosts are protected under free speech.
We do not tolerate attempts to harass, dox, threaten, or silence our contributors — legally or otherwise.

If you feel you’ve been unfairly referenced, contact us directly. Don’t be messy with it.

Media Misuse & Misrepresentation

Using our content in any way that:
• Misrepresents our message
• Misquotes our hosts or guests
• Uses clips or language out of context
• Attempts to defame, discredit, or silence us
…is strictly prohibited.

This Ain’t That HQ reserves the right to take legal action in response to misuse of our content or brand.

Public Statements & Disclaimer

This platform is built on survivor-led, community-rooted, spiritually informed truth-telling. We speak unapologetically on sex, crime, systems of power, and the pain that institutions prefer to ignore.

This is truth work - not fiction, not defamation, and not a request for permission.

Legal Jurisdiction

Any legal matters related to this site or its content will be governed by the laws of Washington, DC. We are not responsible for the emotional response of individuals or institutions who don’t like being exposed.

Questions or Legal Inquiries?

PRIVACY POLICY

This Ain’t That - Effective Date: 10/21/2025
Website: www.thisaintthathq.com
Handle: @thisaintthathq
Operated by: This Ain’t That HQ – Washington, DC

At This Ain’t That, we take your privacy seriously — because trust is part of truth-telling. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, share, and protect your information when you visit our site, submit content, listen to our podcast, buy our merch, or engage with us on social media.

1. What We Collect

We may collect:
• Personal information (name, email, shipping address, etc.) when you sign up, place orders, or contact us.
• Guest info (bios, photos, social links, recordings) if you appear on the podcast.
• Technical data like IP address, browser type, and device info (standard website tracking stuff).
• User interactions via forms, newsletter sign-ups, merch purchases, and content submissions.

We do not knowingly collect data from children under 13. This ain’t that kind of party.

2. How We Use It

We use your info to:
• Process orders and deliver merchandise
• Manage podcast guest communication
• Improve user experience and protect our platform
• Send you updates, announcements, and content you actually care about (no spam — we’re not your cable provider)
• Respond to legal requests or protect our rights if someone gets spicy

3. Who We Share It With

We don’t sell your data. Period.

We may share your info with:
• Payment processors (like Stripe or PayPal) to handle transactions securely
• Email platforms (for newsletters, early drops, etc.)
• Service providers (like website hosts, podcast platforms, etc.)
• Law enforcement if required by law or to protect ourselves or others from fraud, harm, or harassment

We do not share your info with brands or companies for profit. We’re not that podcast.

4. How We Protect Your Info

We use secure technology and limited access protocols to protect your data.
Still, no platform is 100% secure — so don’t send us your SSN, passwords, or secret recipes.

5. Third-Party Links & Content

Our site and episodes may link to other platforms (like sponsors, affiliates, or social media). We’re not responsible for their privacy practices. Check their policies too — some of them are shady, we won’t lie.

6. Your Rights

You have the right to:
• Know what info we have on you
• Ask us to delete or correct your data
• Opt-out of newsletters or other communication at any time
• File a complaint if you feel we’re being sketchy (we’re not, but still — you can)

To exercise any of these rights, email: contact@thisaintthat.com

7. Updates to This Policy

We may update this policy as laws change, platforms evolve, or trolls get sneakier.
When we do, we’ll post the updated version here and change the effective date.

Questions? Contact us at:
Email: thisaintthathq@gmail.com
DC, USA
IG: @thisaintthathq
Website: www.thisaintthathq.com

TERMS OF USE

This Ain’t That - Effective Date: 10/21/2025
Website: www.thisaintthathq.com
Handle: @thisaintthathq
Operated by: This Ain’t That HQ – Washington, DC

By using this website, you agree to these terms. If not, exit stage left.

1. Website Use

This website is for:
• Listening to the podcast
• Shopping our merch
• Reading our spicy content
• Watching our visuals
• Supporting our mission
• Minding your damn business

You may not use this website for:
• Copying our work
• Stalking our team
• Harassing our guests
• Data mining
• Filing petty complaints
• Trying to silence us
(We do not comply.)

2. Content Disclaimer

Everything you see, hear, and read on this site is:
• Protected by intellectual property law
• Original, unless otherwise stated
• Provided “as-is” with no sugarcoating, no apologies, and no emotional bubble wrap

The views expressed are personal and protected. If that threatens you, this ain’t your safe space.

3. E-Commerce Use

You are responsible for:
• Entering your correct info at checkout
• Reading product descriptions like an adult
• Knowing your address
• Not disputing charges unless something is actually wrong

We reserve the right to:
• Cancel fraudulent orders
• Refuse service to disrespectful customers
• Clap back if necessary (verbally, not legally… unless it comes to that)

4. Podcast Content

You may:
• Listen, share, comment respectfully
• Quote with credit
• Recommend us to your real friends

You may not:
• Rip our content
• Re-upload it elsewhere
• Use it out of context to start drama or legal confusion
• Show it to a pastor and pretend to be shocked

5. User Conduct

When using this site, you agree to:
• Keep it respectful
• Not spread hate speech, misinformation, or harassment
• Refrain from trolling, doxxing, or weird surveillance behavior
• Understand we’re protected under the First Amendment, and we act like it

Violators will be blocked, banned, and maybe turned into content.

6. Ownership & Rights

All content, graphics, audio, merch, logos, and brand identity belong to This Ain’t That HQ. You are not allowed to:
• Steal our words
• Print bootleg shirts
• Build a knockoff podcast called “That Is This”
• Claim any of our content as your own

If you want to use something legally, email us for permission. Otherwise - no.

7. Legal Limitation

We are not liable for:
• What happens when you wear our merch in public
• How you emotionally react to our content
• Any damage done to systems of oppression by the truths we drop

We’re serious about truth. Not liable for what it disrupts.

8. Jurisdiction

All legal matters will be governed by the laws of Washington, DC.
Not wherever your feelings live.

9. Updates to This Policy

We may update this page as needed, and you agree to any changes by continuing to use the site. Don’t worry — if we ever start working with the feds, we’ll let you know. (Spoiler: we won’t.)

10. Contact

For questions or legal love letters:
Email: thisaintthathq@gmail.com
DC, USA
IG: @thisaintthathq
Website: www.thisaintthathq.com

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TERMS & POLICIES